I keep getting other people's emails. Yeah it's a pain in the arse.
The latest batch have been about coffins. Yes you read right, coffins. I used to get stuff like that all the time too when I was doing my horror site. I would get people looking to advertise their s/m stuff and they would get really pissed off when I would turn them down.
I ran a horror site, not a goth site. Take that crap to that vf.
I would love to have a coffin-table myself actually. I have always loved the shape of the "traditional" edged coffins. I think having one as a table or a hope-chest would be cool for a themed library/den.
Not sure if I would want a glass one like in Bram Stoker's Dracula or a dark wood one like in Interview with a Vampire though?
Maybe one of each? And yes they actually make coffin furniture.