Boxing Week Sales are so much fun.
Blockbuster had a buy 2 get 1 free. I got previewed copy of Lost Boys 3, Nightmare on Elm Rebooted, and Suck.
I'm checking out and the guy is like "Oh you're into vampires?"
Me: "I've got a larger vampire collection then even this store does."
Blockbuster Employee : "You waiting for the latest Twilight then? There's going to be a boxed set with the last two."
Me: "Oh god no, I'm a real vampire fan"
Angie the Manager leans over with this evil smirk on her face : "Be gentle with the new guy he only started yesterday."
Me: "I thought I smelled fresh meat. Sorry Angie, sorry dude didn't mean to be biting your head off."
Okay, you know me; I totally meant to be biting his head off. Remember, I leave bite marks.
I actually have an old tee shirt somewhere with that catch phrase on it, must try to find what I did with it.